FW: History made easy and so true………

I did not create this, it was one of many email forwards, but was so funny, had to keep it before I passed it on.
Lesson
For those that don’t know about history. Here is a condensed version:
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1. Liberals, and
2. Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can was invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided. 
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal    on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food is standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly MGD or Sam Adams. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots, database/computer programmers and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America.  They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today’s lesson in world history.

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Right Wing Extremists, EH????

Right Wing Protest:

Left Wing Protest:

Right Wing Protest:

Left Wing Protest:

And they say WE are the extremists!

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Ok, Update 2

For some strange reason, I am now fascinated to see where this person is going with their videos.

They haven’t posted anything new tho… I hope they didn’t run out of steam, or change their mind…
Oh, well… there’s lots of other fun Tucson videos like this one to watch.

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Some Great Video Of "Right Wing Extremists!"

Just two quick links, as embedding them just slows down the works…

First off are my videos I took that day:  http://www.youtube.com/user/thebigshmoog
And then some great videos JonJustice took that day: http://www.youtube.com/user/1041TheTruth
Just keep asking yourself… we had this many people turn up, on a day where it was 109 degrees… how do we get this kind of enthusiasm to translate into votes on election day?
The Democrats pulled up in a rickety old bus. They DROVE in protesters. They’ll do the same on election day. This is what ACORN does. Ask yourself what YOU can do to counter that kind of drive and ambition to fill the polls. Can you drive in a neighbor or 3 to ensure THEY vote on election day? Will you go door to door over the next few weeks and hand out voter registrations to those independent conservatives that haven’t bothered to go to the library themselves to get a voter registration? Will you put a bumper sticker on your car? Will you post something on your facebook or twitter stream every so often so your friends get to meet the candidates  over the internet?

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My Open Letter To Those That Attended The Giffords Protest

This is a response to a thread on Facebook regarding ‘why bother giving time or money to the candidates? All they talk about is what is wrong with Tucson.’

…That’s interesting, because I just listened to all four of the Tucson City Council candidates (or their reps) at the LD 30 picnic today. They all spoke positively about Tucson and it’s future. Unfortunately you can’t fix something, unless you know how it is broken. [The candidates] know that, a few of us know that, but there are A LOT of people that still do not understand just how broken of a system we have here in Tucson. What [the candidates] need now is help to get their positive message out about how they will fix the broken system. When you go to the auto mechanic and he walks in, he doesn’t list everything that is right with the car, does he? No, he starts with what is wrong, THEN he tells you how he is going to FIX IT. That is what they are speaking to now. To that end, I am walking for Shaun this Saturday, so that he can get his message of ‘city-repair’ out to the voters. Have you committed to doing something positive for change in this city yet? Have you given your donation to them, so they can get their message out? Have you followed them around to a few public speeches to listen to them? If youhave, then great – talk to THEM and give them feedback. Constructive criticism is always appreciated. Harping on what they are doing wrong? That merely plays into the laize-faire attitude of the undecided voter, who once again says “why bother voting?”

If you are not a part of the solution, you are a part of the problem.
 ***Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you.***
Peter Schmugge
http://thebigshmoog.blogspot.com

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What the Pima Dems are Saying:

Forwarded to me, now to all of you to see!:

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Unfortunately local Republicans get a great number of people out to their events, under the guise “Tucson Tea Party”

They pretend to be against raising taxes, but don’t seem to care when their taxes are funding wars.

Let’s show them that Tucsonans want their taxes to go to Clean Energy & Health Care.

Join the Pima County Democratic Party TOMORROW at 4pm

to show we appreciate her for voting in support of the Clean Energy & Security Act.

*If you want to help make posters for the event, come to Pima Dem Headquarters (4639 E. 1st St.) Thursday, July 16, 5-8pm.)

Call 326-3716 for more information or go to: http://www.pimadems.org/

To see how important it is to have many, many people there…The Tucson Tea Party is talking about the Pima Dems:

http://www.tucsonteaparty.org/?p=184


Please take time out of your busy life to join our efforts!

And send this to EVERYONE you know…You’ll be glad you did….

 

Yes We Can stand for truth and justice!!!

Sarah~:)

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An Open Letter To The Pima County Democratic Party

Hello.

I am a small business owner.
Last year I hired my first employee.
Last fall I had to fire my first employee, thanks to all the additional costs of hiring and retaining employees.
I made $9,700 dollars last year after expenses – not bad for a start-up company, actually. Most take a couple years to turn a profit.
I am on AHCCCS, because I cannot afford health insurance. I qualify for a lot more government welfare and handouts, but because I have a Church family and good friends to fall back on, I refuse to take anything out of the hands of someone at gunpoint (through the IRS).
In other words, I don’t want to be leach on society’s ass.
This country was founded on the freedom of political discourse, the freedom to peacefully assemble, and the freedom of speech. With only 2 teaparties held, both of them so peacefully held that TPD officers were sent HOME because the were not needed, (the actual quote being “just a bunch of law-abiding citizens being law-abiding”) you come out and label the hardworking men and women who give up their time to re-open political discourse in America and in Tucson as “RWE’s”?
Are you really THAT afraid of the Tea Party movement? You must be, to be pulling out the stops already. Thanks! We needed that boost, to know that we are being effective, to know that we are making you worried about your stranglehold on politics in Tucson, Pima County, Arizona, and the USA. This proves to us that we are not merely ‘preaching to the choir’ when we hand out information, hold a rally, or speak on talk radio. Thanks for giving all our fence-sitters a reason to get off the fence and join us. Thanks for making it easier to bring in the Independent Voter, who merely wants to vote for a candidate that speaks their mind, not attacks their opponent. Thank-you for making our job easier.

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